Unicorns And Glitter

My name is Melissa, and I am a nymphomaniac.

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carolina-aurora:

gerdep:

uni-t-e-a:

amroyounes:

Time to show some love and appreciate these heroes.

Firefighters are some badass mutha fuckas

beautiful

Firefighters are right up there with military as far as I’m concerned.

(via annelcat)

Every cheerleading movie ever:THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

(via fuckthatshitillbeastripper)

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

(via fuckthatshitillbeastripper)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via fuckthatshitillbeastripper)

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

(via fuckthatshitillbeastripper)

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