My name is Melissa, and I am a nymphomaniac.
he fucking challenged Putin
oh my god
Time to show some love and appreciate these heroes.
Firefighters are some badass mutha fuckas
Firefighters are right up there with military as far as I’m concerned.
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….