Unicorns And Glitter

My name is Melissa, and I am a nymphomaniac.

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salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

fangirlranting:

SAM LOOKS SO DIFFERENT

BUT WTF ITS BEEN 9 YEARS AND DEAN HASN’T AGED

his body was too focused on changing his voice

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wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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mr-niceguy529:

lexislost:

I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.

I fucking love silence.

blacksquares:

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

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forever-dirty-minded:

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

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arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

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