My name is Melissa, and I am a nymphomaniac.
SAM LOOKS SO DIFFERENT
BUT WTF ITS BEEN 9 YEARS AND DEAN HASN’T AGED
his body was too focused on changing his voice
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.
I fucking love silence.
for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
Let me be your:
7am morning fuck before you go to work
Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind
5pm cuddle after a long days work
11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day
2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”